Regretfully Hilarious

My name is Camille Muth. Not only do I believe that I am the next Mindy Kaling - scratch that, I’m probably the current Mindy Kaling reincarnated, after her body was taken over by John Malkovich á la Being John Malkovich - but I firmly believe that I am the “bad ass writer who can produce copy that sells” you’ve been looking for. I’ve had experience with writing ever since I realized I could communicate with people without having to actually vocalize. My writing has grown throughout various personal blogs, as many English classes as I could take throughout high school and now, in college, as well as the National Novel Writing Month (a challenge to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days), which I participated in and successfully completed this past November. I am a Punahou graduate and a student at the University of Notre Dame. My most recent college English course was Rhetoric, which I got an A in. (I don’t mean to brag, but…well, I guess I kind of do.) 

What I’m trying to say is that if you aren’t convinced by now that you should hire me to write for your blog, then I suppose that means you shouldn’t hire me. But if you are convinced, or are slightly convinced, or even have just the smallest inkling that you could possibly see yourself potentially hiring me, even if in some alternate universe where desperate college students are the most qualified and desirable employees, then my work is done.

If, for whatever reason, you would like to know more about me in a professional manner, I can send you my resume. As of right now, I do not have a LinkedIn. I do have a Facebook, but am way too embarrassed to include it, due to the fact that my name is listed as Slumdog Camillionaire. 

Thanks,

-Camille Muth